Random generator of B.O.F.H. excuses in english and spanish.
The zip include the source.
BOFH is run by default with no option.

bofh options:
 
-a  Show all excuses
-A  Show all excuses with number of position
-h  Show the help
-v  Show the version

More info:

EN  - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell
ES  - http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_from_Hell
ITA - http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOFH
DE  - http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_Operator_From_Hell

History:

0.2 (25 Dec 09) - Fixed problems with random excuses.
0.1 (07 Dec 09) - Firs release.